When you set up an Internet network using your home router, you can often rename your Wi-Fi network to something easier to remember so you can distinguish it from your neighbors’ Wi-Fi networks. Some people do more than give their network a simple name like “The Smith House.” These people turned cool or funny Wi-Fi network names into an art form using puns and jokes to get laughs from those nearby, especially those looking for free Wi-Fi. However, there are some things to consider before naming your Wi-Fi.
What names should you never give to Wi-Fi?
Don’t give your Wi-Fi a name that reveals personal information, such as your address, date of birth, or phone number. Doing so will protect your sensitive information from potential hackers and strangers looking for free Wi-Fi. We also recommend that you don’t incorporate common passwords into your Wi-Fi name. That said, you can create a great name for your Wi-Fi without revealing anything sensitive.
How do I come up with a funny Wi-Fi name?
Just like creating a funny username or group chat name, creating a funny Wi-Fi name isn’t as difficult as you might think. A great way to create them is to play on words related to Wi-Fi, such as: internet and router. Or, get inspired by scrolling through 125 funny Wi-Fi network names below.
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funny wifi names
- Mr. Wi-Fi is no more
- Wi Believe I Can Fi
- No Wi-Fi!
- Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
- Friendly Neighborhood Spider Run
- router? I barely know her!
- Look, there are no wires
- Keep it downloaded
- winter wonder lan
- free lan
- I Pronounce You Man and Wi-Fi
- Get IP frequently
- router that doesn’t smile
- We O We
- We are contacting you regarding an extended warranty for your vehicle.
- Feeling routine
- get caught up in the interwebs
- Wi-Finder Keeper
- Connect to the network
- Wi-Fi is always right
- Wi-Find You Cute
- feed me
- leaky sync
- smooth as a buffer
- just 1 byte
- web of lies
- That’s one hotspot
- Ask about the data
- tear down this firewall
- Do you know where your IP is?
These funny Wi-Fi names are great for a laugh, but Wi-Fi theft is no joke. Signs that someone is stealing your Wi-Fi include:
clever wifi name
- Wi-Fi for Fanmu
- new england crumb router
- An inevitable Wi-Fight?
- LAN Down Under
- Silence of LANS
- Wootag LAN
- protect the net
- 99 issues, but not Wi-Fi.
- WiMCA
- There is no LAN for the evil one.
- Wild Ping’s location
- go go router rangers
- titanic synchronization
- Pretty Fly on Wi-Fi
- If you can’t beat it, use a modem.
- 9 to 5 networking
- hopping bandwidth
- Landing does not proceed
- 1 hot spot
- wit?
- Another block in the firewall
- Wi-Fi Miss American Pie
- sync my battleship
- I can’t use Wi-Fi anymore with this feeling
- i have the bandwidth
- we have not started the firewall
Need more jokes? These witty jokes will make you look totally smart.
cool wifi names
- gogo gadget internet
- Drop it like a hotspot
- I feel connected.
- all systems work fine
- loadem and modem
- exactly what you are looking for
- URLY Cool Wi-Fi
- Syncing
- Reservation required
- up to the wire
- cut the cord
- boosted
- nothing but the internet
- smooth landing
- link up
- Life on Fast LANe
- wire not connected
- Please contact
- Roaming
- instant connection
- Say It Router
- Let’s connect
Geeky Wi-Fi Names
- Hogwarts Great Hall Wi-Fi
- lord voldedemem
- Wi-Fi you shouldn’t talk about
- Bill with the Science Fi
- lan solo
- Wi-Fi revival
- Luke, I’m your router
- Long live router
- Fi-Wi name, this is
- don’t use password
- dungeon master only
- Lord of Pings
- my precious Wi-Fi
- router goblet
- winternet is coming
- dozen routers
- You’re Wi-Fi, Harry.
- warp internet speed
- All you need is a Yoda connection
- broadband prisoner
- Going Rogue
- router of the lost ark
If you like these geeky Wi-Fi names, you’ll love these geeky pick-up lines too.
ironic wifi name
- close the bathroom curtains
- Mom, click here for the internet
- Never miss dial-up
- stop being a mooch
- Get your own Wi-Fi now
- Nacho Wi-Fi
- Definitely not an FBI surveillance van.
- my password is 1234
- Help, I’m stuck on this router
- Please stay off my LAN!
- Click here for Virus
- tube series
- i’m under your bed
- Don’t covet your neighbor’s Wi-Fi
- No internet access
- Not the Wi-Fi you’re looking for
- Never give Wi-Fi
- bite me
- not hacked here
- *Not a virus*
- Phishing is gone
- Connected to Wi-Fi, everyone!
- trade passwords for food
- Very slow Wi-Fi that you don’t want to use
- I heard that nearby Wi-Fi is better.
Feel free to use one of these funny Wi-Fi names to add a little flare to your internet. Next, learn the answer to this important question. Are open Wi-Fi networks safe?
Additional reporting by Alina Bradford.
