Hello internet explorers! Welcome to Chronally Online. Here, we break down the latest memes, TikTok trends, and viral moments flying around on your phone.
I always imagined there would be a water war someday, but it was more “apocalyptic” than “canteen beef”. Ah, here we come: Hydro Flask is casting shadows on his TikTok’s Stanley cup.
Yeah!
The incident began when news reports about lead in Stanley’s manufacturing process shocked Stan Stans and prompted rival water bottle companies to make dubious statements. Even Owala created a “Lead Free” highlight on Instagram 👀.
The Stanley Cup has yet to respond.
In more fun news, the TikTok trend of taunting kids is one of the best things to happen to the internet…basically ever.
Basically, parents teach their children that the bathroom is a “safe place” to say bad words, and then leave them alone and record what they say. And what is the result? Well, they’re just plain funny.
Seriously, who does this little girl have beef with?!
Finally, here’s a *scary* viral story about a woman who ended up in the hospital after her kombucha exploded in her fridge.
Yes, it’s like this kind of kombucha.
It turns out that if a bottle of bubbly booch is left out for too long, it can explode at the slightest touch. So, uh, don’t do that!
Moving on from that harrowing (literally) visual, let’s take a look at what fun content the internet has created for us this week!
Don’t: Don’t let raccoons distract you from work.
Leaving: He was speechless.
Always: Be prepared for anything.
Be: *This* level of meddling.
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