Luv Doc,
I got into an argument with my roommate about whether it’s wrong to use AI to create profiles. [a dating site]. He says I’m cheating, it’s dishonest. Is it cheating if I use AI to create a profile (on a dating site)? Even if I agree with what is written in the profile? Do I describe myself in a way that women will find attractive? I don’t see any problems because I’m just using AI to do that. My roommate says it’s deceptive because what people are seeing is her AI’s writing, not mine. What do you think? Is this wrong or is my roommate just jealous that I came up with it before him? – AI Casanova
Well, you won’t catch me throwing stones. According to the most accurate cartoon available to us, bachelor men have been fronting since prehistoric times, clubbing a potential mate over the head and dragging him home by the hair. I did. Now, I can imagine that one or two enlightened millennials reading this column think that such barbaric behavior is a ridiculous anthropological assumption, especially since the Supreme Court Given the high degree of respect modern men have for women’s autonomy, with the obvious exception of —then why do manga artists create such things? Is it possible that a cartoonist would create inaccurate depictions of prehistoric human behavior as a means of visual allegory? That seems insane. Indeed, Alley-Oop is the image of an enlightened Bone Age caveman from the Kingdom of Mu, not the club-wielding, hairy, rapist ancestor we’d like to scrape from our family tree.
You’d think the J-Dawgs and pops of yore would discuss National Socialism, the atomic bomb, napalm, Kanye, and, of course, future robot overlords, but basically…bupkiss. The same goes for Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, L. Ron and his Hubbard. To me, that’s a very poor omnipotence for an omniscient eternal being.
Anyway, the point is that men have probably been peacocking ever since the first pee came out of their cock. Women too. Almost all genders are guilty of this. The sizzle sells steaks, so to speak, but once that sizzle starts, everything sizzles. At some point, the women you charmed with your profile’s perfect prose will probably read the wrong email and realize that maybe you’re not the Cyrano de Bergerac that charmed them. I was a little fooled. Is it immoral? I do not understand. Fake breasts are still breasts. Even after rhinoplasty, a nose is still a nose. A rose is a rose, a rose is a rose. Will contact lens wearers be damned for not being honest enough to wear glasses? Even if Jesus had strong feelings about the subtle deceptions of modern optometry, he didn’t hold them to himself. I kept it a secret. Similarly, you’d think J-Dawg and Pops of old would have discussed National Socialism, the atomic bomb, napalm, Kanye, and of course future robot overlords, but basically…bupkiss. Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, L. Ron His Hubbard as well. In my opinion, that’s a terribly shoddy omnipotence for an omniscient eternal being. Sure, walking on water was pretty cool, but your sentient robot life partner/sidekick being sent to eternal hellfire for not being baptized in blood? It would be really great to know. lamb. I don’t know, you. make something Our butts are flapping in the wind.
Please don’t mistake my ambivalence on this matter for some kind of “fair in love and war” moral policing. it’s not. I believe what you’re doing is wrong, but I don’t believe it with any deep conviction or moral outrage. I also wear a nice scented cologne. It’s not my natural smell. It’s much better. If at some point I forget to wear it, someone will feel like I’m being cheated – and they’ll be right. Does that mean it should smell like a sweaty old man? i don’t think so. Who am I hurting anyway? All I know is that, like Jesus, someday I may have to answer for this deception.
