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The guy who arrested Paul George just finished working at an iPhone factory. Paul George and the Sixers are done. Not me. They:
It’s over for Philadelphia. Paul George gets punched by guys on his way home from work in China 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/SgH9fJrFFF
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) August 20, 2024
I promised myself a long time ago that I wouldn’t overreact to Sixers summer highlights. They can’t hurt me anymore. Thank you, Ben Simmons. I’m going to focus on the fact that Sixers players didn’t go to China and cause an international incident that upset the franchise. Call it optimism, growth, or whatever you want to call it. Do you Knicks fans want to throw dirt on our graves before the season even starts? Go ahead. Enjoy watching Thibs tire out his players after they all played the longest season of their careers.
Only an immature idiot would respond to a 360p video with no context instead of this 8k masterpiece I found to back up my claim that PG will lead the Sixers to the promised land: Here’s PG telling a kid he’s too small and there’s nothing they can do to stop him, as if his first name is Tibet:
Maybe PG is giving the Chinese guy a little something to get paid for his next contract. All his agent has to do is send this Great Wall clip to the team, give himself a Reuben Patterson-esque nickname like “PG Stopper,” and get paid. And that’s it. I’d rather focus on the fact that James Harden looks like he snuck a couple of dumplings into his takeout order last night.
James Harden, Jimmy Butler, Paul George and Kyle Kuzma will reportedly team up in China. @over time pic.twitter.com/KuridRdkTB
— NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) August 20, 2024
