The ‘micro’ shorts promoted in Free People’s ads give customers a twist on their pants.
The luxury retailer, which specializes in “bohemian” clothing, took to social media last week to announce the arrival of its summer staple “micro” shorts.
Thousands of customers have since weighed in on the issue in the comments, joking that the length of the shorts wouldn’t fit the average adult woman. However, it may work for hamsters.
“Hearing these rude and aggressive comments makes everyone relax. I bought it for my hamster and he loves it too!” one user wrote in the comments.
The post has caused quite a stir since it was first shared, with many women bonding over their mutual dislike.
All of the “micro shorts” pictured sell for $68 or more, making them a very short-term investment.
We’ve compiled some of the funniest comments below, courtesy of Free People’s comments section.
USA TODAY reached out to URBN, which owns Urban Outfitters, Free People and Anthropologie, for comment Wednesday.
Social media users react to “micro” short videos in the comments and bond as a result
DIY & design influencer Ashley Keene asked, “What’s going on with Jandies?” echoing similar sentiments from women who called denim micro shorts “denim diapers” or “ba jeans.” I was in tune.
Jen Bee was one of many women who made fun of the length of the shorts and wrote, “We said we were free people, not free pee holes.”
“I’ve always wanted shorts that I could keep on during a pap smear,” wrote @dontkegelchronicles.
“Hey guys, I received a CVS receipt that was 126 times longer than my inseam,” wrote Melissa Papock.
“My mom always told me, ‘If you need to put sunscreen on your vagina, your shorts are too short,'” Savannah Renee wrote, referring to advice she received from her mother when she was young. Should she buy her a pair?
“If my pants are going to give me a urinary tract infection because my labia touches something I’m sitting on, then I’m not wearing pants…” Joline Escat wrote.
“This brings a whole new meaning to chapped lips. But you also don’t have anywhere to store your lip balm,” says Anne McCabe.
“Does a prescription for Ozempic come with the purchase?” Amy Gregory joked.
“My vagina feels watched,” Sami Lee Konchevsky wrote.
Many women expressed their opinions on the length and size of the micro shorts, while one wrote in the comments section of the post: “I found the one that fits me.”
Blogger Elizabeth Colatra wrote, “I hate short stories, but this comment section is the best I’ve seen since MySpace.”
Please visit the Free People page for additional comments. However, be careful as you may get a brief laugh.
This article originally appeared on USA TODAY: Free People’s micro shorts called ‘jandi’ in hilarious comments


