Wait…AOC packs the Zyns? This changes everything. pic.twitter.com/QWRioFe9EW
— Matt Lane (@DaFiretruck) March 8, 2024
If this is true, it would be a big deal. Of course, AOC’s policy positions are abhorrent, and the fact that she has completely retreated into the Democratic Party establishment after running a campaign promising to dismantle it is hypocritical at best. At worst, it’s morally bankrupt. But I can forgive all of that when I know she occasionally brings in Ginston Churchill. (Related: Social media explodes after Chuck Schumer calls for crackdown on Zyn)
Do you vote for her? No. Do you buy her a beer and ask her if she has a spare 6mg? Fucking straight.
WASHINGTON, DC – MAY 24: Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) speaks during a press conference at the U.S. Capitol on May 24, 2023 in Washington, DC. The Congressional Progressive Caucus (CPC) held a press conference to discuss debt ceiling negotiations.Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images
WASHINGTON, DC – APRIL 6: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and others at the signing ceremony for the Postal Reform Act at the State Dining Room of the White House on April 6, 2022 in Washington. Visited with guests from DC. The legislation is part of Postmaster General Louis DeJoy’s controversial 10-year restructuring plan that provides $107 billion to modernize and streamline the long-struggling Postal Service.Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images
WASHINGTON, DC – FEBRUARY 5: Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) greets her colleagues before the State of the Union address on the floor of the US House of Representatives on February 5, 2019 in Washington, DC. President Trump’s second State of the Union address has been postponed for a week due to the partial government shutdown.Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images
While the wet blanket informs us that, given the women’s rights-themed attire of House Democrats, the bulging disc is far more likely to be a contraceptive receptacle, , I choose to live in a world where AOC stuffs her thick lips. Pouch. you have to believe. I don’t think someone like AOC is so completely irredeemable as a human being that she doesn’t occasionally throw in Oprah Gimphrey to maintain her edge.
AOC pack ZYN 😯
oh she’s so cool
🥴🥴🥴 pic.twitter.com/cwjUHTI0qe
— Matthew (@mz_prosperous) March 8, 2024
If AOC (AOZ, if you like) really does walk around the Capitol locked up, loaded up, and ready to throw in Thomas Jeffergin at a moment’s notice, that immediately makes her likeability 10 to me. It will be doubled. Just roll to Unjin state in the bunkie above. Not too shabby, AOZ.
