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Hello, fellow web crawlers! Andrew, I’m here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr.

our Top articles Today is about: Absolute rand politician who defeated President Biden In the primaries, viral videos warning people why they should do so have captivated the internet. Look at what you’re doing in your movie theater seatpeople sharing new X feature fixes Personal information is automatically published by defaultand the infamous Willy Wonka experience with the Oompa Loompas. I’m making a cameo appearance now..

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Absolute Rand Defeats Joe Biden in American Samoa, Captivates the Internet

As the winner of American Samoa’s Democratic primary was announced on Tuesday. It wasn’t President Joe Biden..

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‘Couple in the back’: Customers show off new movie theater cameras and reveal why they should watch the action in their seats

Salted popcorn, soda, Skittles, and…surveillance? These four words may not be exactly grouped together When thinking about movie theaters.

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📱 Technology
‘Dox by default’: Musk’s new calling feature for X automatically reveals personal information

user shared a quick fix.

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Iconic Oompa Loompas make cameo at Glasgow’s ‘Willy Wonka Experience’

Since then Word of the tragic event spread rapidly.the Oompa Loompas (Kirsty Patterson) told their side of the whole thing, And now he’s making a cameo appearance..

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🏠 A tenant posted a video saying his apartment is now Replace damaged items for a fee instead of repairing them for free. people online says it’s illegal.

🚗When buy a carget your desired car at a good price included Requires more psychological manipulation More than expected.

🥤 Viewers of this viral video I know rear mcdonalds customer Blows the drive-thru clerk away with a straw.

🚰 After the report, the server posted a viral video Interview at a nice restaurant.she shocked when she Water turns out to cost $33.

In a situation like 🍋 saturday night live A recent TikToker who is more skit than reality I shared my grocery delivery accident. The video quickly became popular 22,000 views.that lemon involved.

🧳Ann Lost airline baggage teeth traveler’s nightmare.

🍴 TikToker sparks controversy Restaurant worker accuses her of ‘robbing’ her.but everything is as it seems?

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When a shopper mentioned her, Grocery store highlights ‘buy 2 get 2 free’ sale on Diet Coke enable the company to increase the price of individual stocks.

TikToker Melissa Simonson (@realmelissasimo) filmed a short clip to: draw attention to the transaction that force consumers to buy more.Finished watching 2.1 million timesthis clip sparked a discussion about food prices.

Simonson’s video begins with her realization. diet coke 12 pack It was marked with $9.99 per case. “No one would actually use this, would they?” she said. “$9.99 for a pack of 12. I thought this was their goal. They want people to pay that much. This is how far we’ve fallen. 10 for 12 bottles of stinky soda. It’s dollars, right?”

The $10 price per 12-pack seemed outrageous, but Simonson believed the sign. It was a ploy to lure customers into spending more than planned. Luxury products such as branded carbonated drinks.